I ban MM because I honestly don't. All of my stories suck.

I ban Abbey because .

I ban MM because I didn't think my MSPL comedy series would have so many commenters.

I ban Brianna because she posted at an irregular time.

I ban Boreal67 because she supports Peter the Bunny.

I ban Boreal because diltg.

I ban Brianna for ninja'ing me.

I ban MM because I don't know how to ninja. What'd I do?

I ban Brianna because you can't easily purposefully ninja someone; it means that you post at the same time as them on a Forum Game, therefore pushing their post down to where it doesn't make sense. If that explanation made any sense itself.

I ban MM because I just added her on Google+.