i ban steampunk bc i WILL NOT SHARE MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WITH A N Y O N E

I ban Meera for not using my real name to ban me

i ban steampunk bc i dont know their real name

I ban Meera for being an animal.

i ban melanberry bc we're all animals

I ban Meera for not knowing my name is Norah

I ban Norah for being a person.

I ban Melanberry because I don't know their name

Ha! You will never know my true identity (what if I'm your best friend o_O)

I ban Norah for not considering my reasons for not telling the world my name.

Probably not, you don't act at all like my best friend
I ban Melanberry for thinking I was trying to pressure her into telling me her name when all I was doing was banning them for the first thing that popped into my head