I ban LST for being a nightowl and watching Doctor Who.

I ban LST for watching hours of Doctor Who under Gabi's influence.

EDIT: Ignore me. Nngo beat me to it. XD

I ban Nngo for having something to do with my internet failures. *suspicious face*

I ban Leloo for writing a really flipping epik story. ^-^

*Thank you. ^_^*

I ban LST for not revealing to us the secret of his ninja abilities.

I ban Leloo for disguising her genius beneath the face of John Adams.

I ban nngo for seeing through Leloo's time-travelus disguise.

I ban LST for not having a magical unicorn.

I ban nngo because I want to take over the world and nngo is the hero that wants to stop me.

I ban Mistborn for having an epik name.

I ban LST for disguising himself as Professor Moriarty. :P