I ban meerkat for having cookies.

I ban MaggieMay for implying that she does not have cookies.

I ban cheeze for denying my cookie- having.

I ban Maggie for being in the magical land of decapitated elephants. ;_;

I ban heather simply because I want another post :P

I ban Tiresomehoopla for banning me for such a trivial reason, not capitalizing my name, and forgetting punctuation.

I ban Heather for being so picky about grammar. :p

I ban Lily for having a smiley face in her banning.

I ban CAC for having said smiley face in her signature.

I ban Heather for not listening to my amazing solo in band today.