I ban Mina because she used "banned" in her post twice and I don't like seeing things twice in one sentence unless I'm writing it. XD

I ban Arin because she banned someone.

I ban Owen because I'm a guy and he thought I was a girl. :P

I ban Arin because I just read the name of this thread as "Happy Birthday: You're Banned" by accident. XD

I ban Ary because I like that thread name.

I ban MaggieMay because that would be awesome X3

I ban otaku for not making a thread called that immediately.

I ban MaggieMay because it would probably die from the lack of readily available birthdays/people to ban. XD

I ban Otaku because I don't think I've banned you before.

I ban Mistborn for not capitalizing any of the words in her sig.