*Still looks like middle-aged woman* You must be warned, for page 600 holds many challenges and hardships.

Like what? I think that—*GASP!* ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, are you J. K. Rowling?

Possibly...

page 600 will be victorous

No it will not, for only one of you will step up to the challenge to become the conqueror of all, leaving the rest of you to fall to the ground in mercy.

*Vomits* Me sick, but still last poster.

Really? Feel Better! AND I WIN!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA Congrats, Jack.

Four more to page 600! Plus, I wink without the k again!

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And I win.