Dear Blank, please blank
 

This is kind of like the website but we make out own. Here's an example:

Dear 'best friend',

Oh yeah, I'm fine, don't worry about me. You just go have fun kissing your boyfriend. I'll be fine once I finish crying.

Sincerely,

Annoyed.

Dear "Best Friend",

Yep. You hurt yourself; you hate me...

From belated to be happy. :p

I dunno.

AN: Oh my gosh! I love that website! They're so hilarious to read!


Dear new puppy of mine,

Stop attempting to bite my fingers, toes, or hair off of my body. They are not yours, and I cherish them deeply.

Sincerely, your disturbed master :D

Dear kitchen knife,

I realize you chop things, but please don't chop off my mum's finger.... ick.

Sincerely, Grossed-Out.

Dear World,
The present may be a "gift", but not all gifts are nice or well thought out. They can hurt.
Sincerely,
One out of three million+

Dear Time,
I wish I had more of you to use for writing so I may finish my story.
Sincerely, Please come to me?

Dear sister,

It's totally okay that you're trying to steal my best friend in the whole world away from me. I don't give a ****!

Sincerely,
-.-

Dear brother,
Your soup is horrible... It's flavorless, unlike usual when I burn my tongue of from the spices and pepper. And it turns me yellow from all the turmeric. Yay. Thanks so much.
Sincerely,
yellow fingers and tongue.

Dear Mother Of Mine,
Please stop trying to keep me wrapped in cotton wool. No, the reason I refuse to let you see my Internet history is not because I am watching porn (where did you get that idea?), it is only because I go on FB, BBC iPlayer and WB so often you would not approve.
Sincerely,
Struggling to Breathe.
PS: And no, I do not look at inappropriate photos on FB - so stop trying to hack my account to delete it.

Dear imaginary best friend that I can actually see,
Where are you? Why haven't you turned up yet? I want you, no, I NEED YOU!
Best wishes,
Your future best friend