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evasong 12-03-2012 04:28 AM

Dear Blank, please blank
 
This is kind of like the website but we make out own. Here's an example:

Dear 'best friend',

Oh yeah, I'm fine, don't worry about me. You just go have fun kissing your boyfriend. I'll be fine once I finish crying.

Sincerely,

Annoyed.

maxi 12-03-2012 04:33 AM

Dear "Best Friend",

Yep. You hurt yourself; you hate me...

From belated to be happy. :p

I dunno.

bookworm1999 12-03-2012 05:20 AM

AN: Oh my gosh! I love that website! They're so hilarious to read!


Dear new puppy of mine,

Stop attempting to bite my fingers, toes, or hair off of my body. They are not yours, and I cherish them deeply.

Sincerely, your disturbed master :D

bookworm1999 12-03-2012 05:26 AM

Dear kitchen knife,

I realize you chop things, but please don't chop off my mum's finger.... ick.

Sincerely, Grossed-Out.

otaku 12-03-2012 01:42 PM

Dear World,
The present may be a "gift", but not all gifts are nice or well thought out. They can hurt.
Sincerely,
One out of three million+

bookworm1999 12-03-2012 01:52 PM

Dear Time,
I wish I had more of you to use for writing so I may finish my story.
Sincerely, Please come to me?

moonbeam 12-03-2012 02:10 PM

Dear sister,

It's totally okay that you're trying to steal my best friend in the whole world away from me. I don't give a ****!

Sincerely,
-.-

otaku 12-03-2012 02:24 PM

Dear brother,
Your soup is horrible... It's flavorless, unlike usual when I burn my tongue of from the spices and pepper. And it turns me yellow from all the turmeric. Yay. Thanks so much.
Sincerely,
yellow fingers and tongue.

DragonRider 12-03-2012 06:19 PM

Dear Mother Of Mine,
Please stop trying to keep me wrapped in cotton wool. No, the reason I refuse to let you see my Internet history is not because I am watching porn (where did you get that idea?), it is only because I go on FB, BBC iPlayer and WB so often you would not approve.
Sincerely,
Struggling to Breathe.
PS: And no, I do not look at inappropriate photos on FB - so stop trying to hack my account to delete it.

Confuzzled 12-03-2012 07:03 PM

Dear imaginary best friend that I can actually see,
Where are you? Why haven't you turned up yet? I want you, no, I NEED YOU!
Best wishes,
Your future best friend


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