I ban meerkat for being apparently bannable.

I ban LST for being twice as bannable.

I ban meerkat for being thrice as bannable as I am, whilst I am twice as bannable as she is at the same time.

I ban LST for creating a paradox and confusing me.

I ban cheeze for having a boring number of posts (155).

I ban DragonRider for not acknowledging that I have only been on KidPub for about a month.

I ban cheeze for being newer than me.

I ban Mistborn for reading Divergent before me D:

I ban Lauren for, like me, having not yet read Insurgent.

I ban LST for not having a TARDIS.