I ban Alice cause I thought I gave her a wedding gift

I ban Jojo because she didn't give me a wedding gift. Sam and I aren't getting married. I'm Alice Way now.

I ban Alice cause Joy still ships Salice no matter what

I ban Jojo because Gerard Way's my actual husband.

I ban Alice cause I have no idea about him so he doesn't count

I ban Jojo because Gerard Way, my husband, is the most hottest band member ever and has a great voice.

I ban Alice cause I need to let out my angriness because I hate my life

I ban Jojo because she probably has a better life than somebody who's already drawn butterflies and vented on the quiet place project countless times.

I ban Alice cause I have the worst life ever. I vent, everyone just hates me more.

I ban Jojo because she's changing the topic and then making me draw purple butterflies on my ankle.