I ban nemo for banning me for banning chels.

I ban Esther for getting scratches on my Mickey Mouse watch. *suspicious glare*

I ban Leloo for stalking Sherlock and living on Baker Street.

I ban LST for listening in on Sweeney Todd's conversation with Edward Scissorhands on the phone.

I ban nngo for not reading every xkcd comic.

I ban LST for having a Doctor Who quote in his sig.

I ban Emaafre for having less than fifty.

I ban LST for having more than fifty.

I ban Emaafre for not posting five minutes ago.

I ban LST for drinking coffee.

I ban nngo for mocking my lack of coffee.

I ban LST because I can :)

I ban Emaafre for not spelling Emma right.

I ban Mistborn for sortaish kinda voicing my thoughts.

I'm so glad you said that. ^_^

I ban LST for also stalking Sherlock (which I deduced from LST's knowledge of where Sherlock lives).

I ban Leloo for revealing that I stalk Sherlock on the internet, publicly, so Sherlock can see D:

I ban LST for using the word "internet" in his previous ban.

I ban Leloo for using the word internet in her banning, in quotes.

I ban LST for stealing Edward Scissorhand's scissors.

I ban nngo for not showing approval of MY scissors.

I ban Nngo for framing LST for stealing Edward Scissorhands's scissor hands.

EDIT: Reply failure. X_x

I ban LST for stealing my ban reply to Nngo, resulting in a reply failure.

I ban Leloo for considering that a failure. :3

I ban LST for boosting peoples' egos by giving them whacks to the head with a magic banana.

I ban LST for revealing our location to the 16 people viewing this thread at the exact moment I type this.

EDIT: *maniac growl* I WILL BAN YOU ALL IF YOU STEAL MY REPLIES ONE MORE TIME. :p

I ban Nngo for giving LST the magic banana with which he boosts peoples' egos with a whack over the head.

I ban Leloo for taking away my lovely banana.

I ban Nngo for thinking that I took the banana, which I didn't. (LST took it.)

I ban Leloo for telling the truth.

I ban nngo for listening to MCR.

I ban LST for almost forgetting about Lancelot Z. Akkerly.

I ban Evyn for not dying from remembering Lancelot Z Akkerly's awesomeness.

I ban LST for not putting a period after the Z.

I ban Evyn for being pedantic.

I ban LST for not being pedantic enough.

I ban Evyn for posting a post with eight words, a known multiple of four.

I ban LST for being OCD-ish.

I ban nngo for not telling me I have the Atlantis Complex.

I ban LST for openly admitting his condition and refusing medical attention.

I ban nngo for not realising I've sought medical attention, but the fairies ignored me.

I ban LST for being ignored by faeries.

I ban nngo for not offering sympathy for this tragedy.