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evasong 03-04-2013 12:45 AM

Cheesy jokes (yeah, that's right xD )
 
Soooooo, I absolutely love cheesy jokes. I haven't the slightest idea why but all the same! There might have already been one of these but I don't know. So post all your favourite cheesy jokes here. To start you off....

How does RObin call Batman for dinner?
Nananananananananananana DINNER!

Tiresomehoopla 03-06-2013 03:33 PM

I was going to make a pizza joke

But then I decided it was too cheesy

TheMoonWakedWolf 03-06-2013 03:47 PM

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

soph-soph27 03-06-2013 04:28 PM

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch!"

BearWithAStrawberry 03-06-2013 04:47 PM

What do you get when a panda crosses with a diorama?
A panorama!
stupid, i knowww

TheMoonWakedWolf 03-06-2013 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soph-soph27 (Post 434895)
A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch!"

An elf walked into a bar.
A dwarf laughed and walked beneath the bar.

soph-soph27 03-06-2013 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMoonWakedWolf (Post 434897)
An elf walked into a bar.
A dwarf laughed and walked beneath the bar.

:P You ruined the joke. xD

Once upon a time, it really hurt, it wasn't as comfortable as a chair.

Hahaha stupid nonsense jokes that nobody else gets

Jesse 03-06-2013 04:59 PM

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One tells the other to pass the soap. The second polar bear says, "No soap, radio."

I hope you all get it. :D

soph-soph27 03-06-2013 05:03 PM

Ah, I used to love pulling that one. But I used penguins and kangaroos.

TheMoonWakedWolf 03-06-2013 05:06 PM

Anti-jokes.
Anti-jokes are the best.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream?
He got hit with a truck.

What's worse than getting a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.

How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.

How do you stop a baby from crying?
Hit it with a brick.


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