I ban Leloo for using an "o" in her name.

I ban Leloo for her cat getting fur on me.

EFIT: I ban MaryElizabeth for having two e's in her name.

I ban MaryElizabeth for probably looking pretty.

I ban LST for secretly spending time with my cat.

EDIT: *computer is too slow*

I ban Nngo for reasons that remain confidential and do not concern you.

I ban Leloo because of the Mayans.

I ban Mistborn for not being able to go around the world in 80 days.

I ban Leloo for not having ever been to Mars.

I ban Leloo for having a face.

I ban Mistborn for ninjaing me, too. :P And for hugging air.

I ban Mistborn for being the Queen of Mars and not allowing me admission.

I ban LST for having a hand. Two of them. (That's a double ban.)

I ban Leloo for eating the stars.