I ban LST for making me jealous. :/ I want a shiny ear too! D8 *bursts into tears*

I ban Jesse for not putting the turnip on his ear and hodge podging a paperclip to the Empire State Building to get a shiny ear. :/

I ban LST for not knowing that I don't feel like doing that because I'm going to make a sandwich. Good-bye!

I ban Jesse for requiring sustenance. May fate treat thou well and not drop an ice cream truck on your head!

My gosh, that tasted good.
I ban LST because he deeply concerns me. XP ...I'm kidding.

I ban Jesse for liking sandwiches XD

I ban LST for stating the obvious.

I ban Jesse for not realising it's not obvious to an illiterate person.

I ban LST because even to them it would be obvious. Who doesn't like sandwiches?

I ban Jesse because I'm not that fond of sandwiches.