I ban HeatherB for stealing a ton from an elephant.

I ban nngo because whaaaa????? *is confoozed*

I ban HeatherB for BEING confused...

I ban CamiBeth because I wasn't confused, I was confoozed.

I ban HeatherB for being 'confoozed' when she was supposed to be 'perplexed'.

I ban nngo because 'perplexed' has 'x' in it.

I ban HeatherB for being against Xs.

I ban nngo because I never said that I was against Xs, or 'x's, which is what I was technically implying. :3

I ban HeatherB for making the :3 face at me in a moment of such direness.

I ban nngo because it's a kitteh face, and kitteh faces are always appropriate no matter what the situation. *folds arms across chest and hmphs*