I ban DR because she can cook, and she already told me about the pasta.

I ban cheeze because this is going nowhere.

I ban DR for pointing that out.

I ban cheeze because my whole family has stupid allergies or dietary requirements... Except me.

I ban DR for being a self declared carnivore.

I ban cheeze for knowing that.

I ban DR for knowing that I know that.

I ban cheeze because I refuse to be dragged into that 'I know you know' thing.

I ban DR because I wasn't going to try.

I ban cheeze because I feel like it.