I ban you because it's your own fault for wanting to ban me so bad that you have a Popsicle in your hand!

I ban everybody for not banning me back...

I ban CamiBeth because I just banned her o3o

I ban you beceause you only banned me because I said nobody banned me to make someone ban me! So there! :P

I ban CamiBeth for confusin meh #_#

I ban Maggie because I give up on getting any higher than third on that one most-posts-by-new-years thread.

I ban LST because it wouldn't be that hard to catch up.

i ban cheeze because it's like three hundred posts.

I ban LST because I managed 300 in just the time between when I woke up and when I was supposed to be awake.

I ban you for being confused! I'm a confusing person! You don't get to be confused by me! :p