I ban MaggieMay because I can ban.

I ban Cherrybomb for not having a capital B in her name.

I ban MaggieMay for not having a lowercase 'm' in 'may'.

I ban Cherrybomb for not banning Maggiemay for not knowing that Jars of Clay is a band. Dead Man is a good song. As is the one in my sig.

I ban Cherrybomb because it looks cooler the way it is.

I ban AA and MaggieMay for posting at about the same time.

I ban Cherrybomb because ninja'ing is the name.

I ban MaggieMay for reminding me that it's called ninja'ing when I knew perfectly well what it was called.
/coughnotcough

I ban Cherrybomb for coughing.

I ban MaggieMay for making me cough.