I ban Mistborn for not knowing it's like the French spelling.

I ban LST for not knowing that my real name is French.

I ban Mistborn for not knowing that I know and think it's epik.

I ban LST for not knowing what it's like to have a name with 14 different pronounciations on record.

I ban Mistborn for having an epik name with so many pronunciations.

I ban LST for thinking my real name is epik.

I ban Mistborn for seeming doubtful of its epikness.

I ban LST for being so insanely epik.

I ban Chelsea for wanting hugs given to her sanity.

I ban LST for not having a girlfriend made out of chocolate.