I ban nemo for banning me for banning chels.

I ban Esther for getting scratches on my Mickey Mouse watch. *suspicious glare*

I ban Leloo for stalking Sherlock and living on Baker Street.

I ban LST for listening in on Sweeney Todd's conversation with Edward Scissorhands on the phone.

I ban nngo for not reading every xkcd comic.

I ban LST for having a Doctor Who quote in his sig.

I ban Emaafre for having less than fifty.

I ban LST for having more than fifty.

I ban Emaafre for not posting five minutes ago.

I ban LST for drinking coffee.