I ban camikat for not finding something to spend her time with. Basket weaving, perhaps?

I ban MaggieMay because she ate my pie.

I ban hi62131 because the pie is a lie, just like the cake is.

*le portal reference*

I ban Sophie because there is no cake. There is no spoon.

I ban Cheezemiez because my iPod Touch auto-corrected her username to Cheez Whiz when I wasn't looking.

I ban Sophie because that always happens to me, but now cheeze`s name is remembered.

I ban MaggieMay for having two capital letters in her username.

I ban soph-soph for ninja'ing me.

I ban Owen because being ninja 'ed happens to lots of people.

I ban Sophie because ninja'ing is a crime growing larger and larger on KP by the minute.