I ban Ary because microwaved spam is yummy.

I ban Maggie because I have never actually tasted spam.

I ban TheMoonWakedWolf because I have nothing new to read.

I ban Brianna because she used her telepathic powers to make my friend make me put peanut butter in the smoothie I made.

I ban AlgebraAddict because I don't like blueberries.

I ban Brianna because I used to dislike blueberries until I realized I actually liked blueberries.

I ban MaggieMay because she kidnapped my kitten.

I ban Brianna because I have a fear of kittens, so I am going out to kidnap all of them and bring all of their nine lives to brutal ends. XDDDDDD

I ban Maggie because I suck at drawing people.

I ban Brianna because I kind of suck at drawing people as well.