Ha, you wish.

Giving up is no fun. I'm fighting all the way until I WIN!!!!!!

Except you're not gonna win!!!!!

En guard! *pulls out cutlass* Fight me you savage!

Savage? I think NOT!

You think it wise to cross blades with a pirate, boy?

*brandishes own cutlass*

*Carves a "C" on Laurels face*

You bear the mark of Calla!

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*swipes at face*

noooooooooooo!

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

New story.... THE MASK OF CALLA!!!! Oh wait that's been done.... *plots book*

*rolls eyes hugely*

Not ANOTHER one!!!

*mutters* must get this stupid thing off....*disappears, banging and crashing from the background*

I'm winning! (Temporarily) Ah! Lola get off of me!

That was me telling my Siberian husky to get off of my couch and myslelf...

Aha! Now, I win!

*still plotting*

Even plotters will win.

well I take the lead