I haven't got any mental welfare to be worried about. I'm already insane....several hundred people can confirm that...

So, hello self. Are you aware that you - I mean I - I mean we - are winning? Well, now you know. So let's tell all those losers -

LOZZA IS WINNING!!!!!!

The end.

Epilogue: It turns out Lozza was NOT winning, and Shayok was!!!

Achknowledgements: Thanks to my mum, my dad, my dog Spot and Godzilla for their fanTASTIC support. I'd also like to let all you readers know that what happened at the end of the story was not actually the end of the story. What I didn't include in the actual text was that Lozza totally pwned Shayok in the final showdown that got cut from the end of the book.
So Lozza won.

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It was all lies.
Shayok and Lozza (whose real name is Gooey), both succumbed to CJaes mighty sword of insane frawesomeness.
CJae was somehow cut out f the whole picture, but ancient runes prove that she was the true winner!

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WINS!

Way to stuff up the page. And still lose.
Cuz I win suckaz.

sagar loses











and WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO