I got the urge to reread all the percy jackson books lol

ALSO HAVE YALL KIDDOS READ THE SONG OF ACHILLES

what-

no, i haven't

do tell

sans's character arc during the flowey resets

i wanna help you please accept my help
or...don't
i don't know what to do,
i don't know what to do
i know what to do but i don't know if i can do it
i did it?
i did it!
i can do this,
i can do this,
shoot i can't do this
wow i'm dumb, i can avoid this whole situation
...he found me
...i can't fight this...
...i give up.

I have a firm headcanon that when he has hope, and when he is happy, because he is happy, Sans is a freakin daredevil

in determination cubed
after gaster gets back
papyrus suddenly finds his sass and anger that he misplaced years ago
and gaster is very scared
and so is sans
and papyrus, who is still a sweet cinnamon roll, feels really bad about it
but he has so much rage now and he can't ignore it

"I'M BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND NOW WHY YOU THREW HIM OFF A CLIFF."
"OH, FOR GOODNESS'S SAKE GASTER"
"YOU'RE VERY LUCKY THAT PUNCHING PEOPLE IS AGAINST MY CODE OF HONOR"
"AVOID SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH THE MAN?"
"YES. GET OUT OF MY VEHICLE NOW."
"EVEN NOW, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO HIM, DO YOU?"

ignore me singing the into thewoods soundtrack in the background

and also, after everything is well and done:


Baker(George, I think his name is):
-"Cinders"
-"CINDERS WHAT DO I DO THERE'S A BABY EATING MY EAR"
-Awkward dad
-Thinks because Cinderella is a woman she knows everything about children
-"Dad, can I go in the woods?" "nononononONONONONO"
-Still hear's his wife's voice

Cinderella:
-"George wtf"
-"No, we're not married, why DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING THAT"
-Everyone calls her Cinders, the kids do, George does
-Rupunzel and George reunite so whenever Rapunzel comes over Cinderella has to hide so the royal guard won't, like, murder her

Little Red:
-So, SO much better than Jack
-And she will tell you that
-"I double dog dare you" to-"
-"Hey, Baker, I can do this better than Jack!"
-"Cinders, can you tell Jack to knock it off, he's annoying me again"

Jack:
-Desperate to do at least one thing better than Red
-"You're on!"
-The cow
-Milky White is better than ever
-And the potion helped her become a better milking cow
-Just one milk from her is enough for Jack to feed his makeshift family for a week

The baby:
-"Cinders, Red and Jack are competing again"
-Red and Jack always have the kid decide the winner
-Can also hear mom's ghost, but doesn't tell anyone until Cinders catches him talking to the air
-Cinders, the total mom figure
-"Dad, can you tell me the part about the witch again?"

its a retelling of the iliad and its so sweet and also so fucking sad (cuz like we all know what happens in the iliad)

im back in my elementary school greek mythology phase by the way and im never leaving

speaking of which if yall aint listened to the lightning thief musical do yourself a favor and DO THAT

hey a fellow into the woods fan!! i’ve been listening to that a lot lately!! :D

transcript of a later sans and papyrus conversation:

“I need a distraction.”
“Okay. What do the conifers say when they’re in love?”
“I don’t know, Sans, what do the conifers say when they are in love?
“I’m pining for you!”
“That wasn’t the kind of distraction I wanted…!”

yessSSS

i'm sorry but i'm listening to your fault/last midnight on repeat

i'm also in the JR musical of the show at this really cool and somewhat popular theater

And I play the cow covered in powder at one point

and also at "do you have a basket" baker and baker's wife look around like "what" and i get to run forward and give them the basket.

I'm really new to that theater compared to the ccms one, so it's surprising i actually get to do cool stuff

my fist line at that theater will always be moo now