Fandom Randoms
 

This is not a fangirling house copy. This is different. It's not for roleplaying, it's for meme-making & headcanon/theory posting. You don't have to be a member and you don't claim characters. It's just a place for you to have a laugh or a cry or whatever.

Enjoy.

Percy Jackson And The Olympians

Magnus Chase and the Gods Of Asgard

Carter Kane and Riordan Isn't Following Through With The Format This Time

"Percy, Leo lit something on fire in the den!"

"Leo, Percy flooded the den, can you heat dry it?"

Rinse (haha Percy haha) repeat

pFFFTTTTT THIS IS GOLD

UNDERTALE (DETERMINATION CUBED AU) MEME EDITION

Frisk Eccleston, aka friskface

-chaos (tm)
-frighteningly cheerful disaster
-inconsistent
-power and time travel
-*squints*
-chill with weird situations
-apathy (tm)
-wants to love everyone
-bad at being good


Flowey, aka weed
-chaotic evil
-your fake friend
-just wants to watch the world burn
-hates everyone
-bad decisions (tm)
-soulless
-is basically satan
-could have been better but ragequit

Asriel, aka goat boy
-neutral good
-the best friend
-constant guilt trips
-hugs
-runs away from awkward situations
-bad at making decisions
-overprotective bro friend
-peer pressure
-thinks you're cool

Sans, or sin(x)
-lawful neutral/chaotic good
-judges you blatantly
-math+science
-comedy
-puns
-depressed
-incapable of forgetting anything


Papyrus, or papY
-chaotic good
-ray of sunshine
-not dumb, just credulous and optimistic
-sleeps no more than 6 hours a night
-never needs coffee
-cheers you up just by existing


Toriel, or mom goat
-neutral good
-everyone's overprotective mom
-isolationist policies
-"I know best"
-actually old
-actually wise
-intel on people
-optimistic, but only to a point


Asgore, aka dad goat
-lawful neutral
-king fluffybuns
-moral philosophy highly inconsistent and a wip
-old and kind
-your chill dad who can take jokes
-bad at enforcing rules
-secretly really clingy


Chara Dreemurr, aka cares
-chaotic neutral
-21st century meme kid
-ghost
-simultaneous hate and reluctant admiration
-mood
-irrational, but for reasons
-"what am I doing"
-hoodies and tragic backstory


Undyne, aka sushi
-chaotic good
-aGRESSION
-responsible
-frustrated
-tank tops and monster energy drinks
-affectionate, but you have to be a level 10 friend
-works hard


Alphys, aka anxious
-neutral good
-stutter
-smart but not confident
-overly into everyone else
-fanfic
-sleep deprivation
-caffeine
-alone and doesn't know why
-hates being irrational


Grillby, or grill
-true neutral
- "..."
-not his business
-old war veteran
-loves young folk
-good cook
-exasperated silence
-"you're underage"
-no opinion

forest
-neutral good
-oc of mine named tanner
-beliefs? i have those, but should i?
-ridiculously nice
-hospitality
-"kiddo"
-believes in the power of milk
-lonely forest ranger
-careful and smart

Gaster the gastly
-chaotic neutral
-technically doesn't exist
-bordering on evil
-worst dad
-coffee is his only love
-that and science
-bitter
-hates self and almost everyone else
-accidentally traumatizes people

wonderful

Nico Di Angelo:
Emo
Emo
Emo
Muffin at heart
Smol
and Gay


Will Solace:
You think he's perfect
but NO
A little stressed
Gay
Bright colors
Gods dammit Nico YOU NEED SLEEP

sans definitely swears by hot dogs

"holy hot dogs, i'm late"
"you're mother's worried as a hot dog in a split bun"
"hot diggity dog, y'all"
"you're the hottest dog"

so I've got this friend tagged as a Demeter kid, and me and friend 2 agree on that and friend 1 is hopelessly confused

so something like this happened in geography class right

Me & Friend 2: *making random jokes, we eventually get to demeter jokes*

Me: CeReAl

Friend 2: *laughing*

Friend 1, trying to jump in: I love cereal!

Me & Friend 2: AAAAAAAA *laughing so, so hard*

Friend 1: wHat is it? All I said was I love cereal-

*more laughing*

this is me when my friends are trying to reference all the memes and I stick my head in like the grandma I am

"you shouldn't talk about your soul like that!! that's kind of-oh wait, I've seen that vine"

They say the pen is mightier than the sword. But what if the pen IS the sword?

-Uncle Rick at some point probably

I got the urge to reread all the percy jackson books lol

ALSO HAVE YALL KIDDOS READ THE SONG OF ACHILLES

what-

no, i haven't

do tell

sans's character arc during the flowey resets

i wanna help you please accept my help
or...don't
i don't know what to do,
i don't know what to do
i know what to do but i don't know if i can do it
i did it?
i did it!
i can do this,
i can do this,
shoot i can't do this
wow i'm dumb, i can avoid this whole situation
...he found me
...i can't fight this...
...i give up.

I have a firm headcanon that when he has hope, and when he is happy, because he is happy, Sans is a freakin daredevil

in determination cubed
after gaster gets back
papyrus suddenly finds his sass and anger that he misplaced years ago
and gaster is very scared
and so is sans
and papyrus, who is still a sweet cinnamon roll, feels really bad about it
but he has so much rage now and he can't ignore it

"I'M BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND NOW WHY YOU THREW HIM OFF A CLIFF."
"OH, FOR GOODNESS'S SAKE GASTER"
"YOU'RE VERY LUCKY THAT PUNCHING PEOPLE IS AGAINST MY CODE OF HONOR"
"AVOID SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH THE MAN?"
"YES. GET OUT OF MY VEHICLE NOW."
"EVEN NOW, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO HIM, DO YOU?"

ignore me singing the into thewoods soundtrack in the background

and also, after everything is well and done:


Baker(George, I think his name is):
-"Cinders"
-"CINDERS WHAT DO I DO THERE'S A BABY EATING MY EAR"
-Awkward dad
-Thinks because Cinderella is a woman she knows everything about children
-"Dad, can I go in the woods?" "nononononONONONONO"
-Still hear's his wife's voice

Cinderella:
-"George wtf"
-"No, we're not married, why DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING THAT"
-Everyone calls her Cinders, the kids do, George does
-Rupunzel and George reunite so whenever Rapunzel comes over Cinderella has to hide so the royal guard won't, like, murder her

Little Red:
-So, SO much better than Jack
-And she will tell you that
-"I double dog dare you" to-"
-"Hey, Baker, I can do this better than Jack!"
-"Cinders, can you tell Jack to knock it off, he's annoying me again"

Jack:
-Desperate to do at least one thing better than Red
-"You're on!"
-The cow
-Milky White is better than ever
-And the potion helped her become a better milking cow
-Just one milk from her is enough for Jack to feed his makeshift family for a week

The baby:
-"Cinders, Red and Jack are competing again"
-Red and Jack always have the kid decide the winner
-Can also hear mom's ghost, but doesn't tell anyone until Cinders catches him talking to the air
-Cinders, the total mom figure
-"Dad, can you tell me the part about the witch again?"

its a retelling of the iliad and its so sweet and also so fucking sad (cuz like we all know what happens in the iliad)

im back in my elementary school greek mythology phase by the way and im never leaving

speaking of which if yall aint listened to the lightning thief musical do yourself a favor and DO THAT

hey a fellow into the woods fan!! i’ve been listening to that a lot lately!! :D

transcript of a later sans and papyrus conversation:

“I need a distraction.”
“Okay. What do the conifers say when they’re in love?”
“I don’t know, Sans, what do the conifers say when they are in love?
“I’m pining for you!”
“That wasn’t the kind of distraction I wanted…!”

yessSSS

i'm sorry but i'm listening to your fault/last midnight on repeat

i'm also in the JR musical of the show at this really cool and somewhat popular theater

And I play the cow covered in powder at one point

and also at "do you have a basket" baker and baker's wife look around like "what" and i get to run forward and give them the basket.

I'm really new to that theater compared to the ccms one, so it's surprising i actually get to do cool stuff

my fist line at that theater will always be moo now

What a beautiful first line!!

i know, right

okay

so
trials of apollo rant time
please ignore this post if you don't like spoilers, although i doubt anybody who reads this hasn't read all that's out so far of trials of apollo

i'm going to write it like i'm explaining it to someone because it's just a copy and paste from the thing i sent my friend about it (she doesn't read toa)


so uh
book rant
soooo
everyone thinks leo's dead
heck, leo thinks leo's dead
but he's not dead, you see.
he manages to get to message back to some friends but his two closest just weren't there so they never knew
much later, he actually comes back
his closest friends still think he's dead, but they're on the other end of the country
so they STILL think he's dead
anyway, now we're with his friends
one of them dies heroically
just a short while later, what else could be the perfect time for a leo and his remaining friend, Piper, to have a reunion?
(jason is the dead one)
and so leo knows nothing about jason being dead yet
he's running around yelling in delight and hugging the group of people also there
and so he goes to give piper a hug
and asks
"where's Jason?"
my
heart
DROPPED.


okay sorry bye

“heck Leo thinks Leo’s dead”

i know, right

we'relostinthewoodssomewhereinnewjerseyandwe'RENEV ERGONNAMAKEITTOLA.

we'relost
andit'scold
andithinkthatsomething'smoving
ANDITHINKIT'SCOMINGTHISWAY~

everyon bow down our lord and savior red has made the ultimate t-shirt
(and if you don't watch overly sarcastic productions do that now. and also, she doesn't like percy jackson but besides that she's amazing)

https://overlysarcasticproducts.thre...ck&size=medium
HERMES.
(this link is fitted to my size and color but y'all can change it or even go further back into the website and get your hands on other mythology junk, and it's not just greek)

guys-

this is it.

i'm going to see the lightning thief musical in boston next sunday.

Congratulations!!!

OKAY SO UPDATE ON TLT MUSICAL

it is incredible

even without george salazar

there were only about 8 actors in the show. they played characters as followed:

chris mccarrell: percy
izzy figueroa: grover/mr d (possibly also gabe. i'm pretty sure anyway. also more.)
ryan knowles: chiron, poseidon, hades, voice of kronos, auntie em which was really funny (most likely more)
jalynn steele: sally, selena, charon, the oracle (possibly more)
james hayden rodriguez: luke, other people
t. shyvonne stewart: clarisse, thalia (background acting in tree on half-blood hill)
kristen stokes: annabeth

i have NO IDEA who played katie. it might have been shyvonne i have no idea.

and that was it. 7 actors. nobody else. it was incredible, and the set was so minimal, so the acting really made up for it.

also the intro? incredible. simply beautiful. there was a tearaway blue curtain with the lightning bolt spray-painted onto it, and percy jumps through it on "i didn't wanna be a half-blood" and it goes away and it's amazing.

i saw it in boston, where uncle rick lives, so he might have gone to see one of the previous shows and oh my gods i've stood in the same building as rick riordan augh-

sEVEN PEOPLE, MY GOSH.

That's so heckin cool!!!!

I hope I see it too someday!

i hope you do too.

Uncle Rick, the gig is up.

I was naive to not see it coming sooner.

Trials Of Apollo so far has covered the concept,

Kane Chronicles is hinting at it vaguely enough,

And don't get me started on Magnus Chase.


This is the biggest RickFrick he's ever pulled on the fandom, and unfortunately the rather more naive of the bunch are still wading in it.

And to be honest, I love it.
Excited for the new series, Uncle Rick.

There's almost nothing better than having a book from an author you love if not take place in your state, then take place in it's neighbor state. Especially when both states are quite small and whenever the book references your state, which is hopefully quite often, you know exactly what it's talking about.

It also helps if the author lives where it takes place and knows what he's talking about.
I love Magnus Chase for that reason.

this is mostly fangirling about Percy Jackson, which I've never read (even as I write this I know there are going to be endless READ IT IMMEDIATELY replies), but I can still fangirl.
Oh, I know how to fangirl.

Most of you have probably never heard of the Sanders Sides, but if you're 12+ watch all of it immediately. If you have watched it, I SHIP PRINXIETY AND LOGICALITY HARD, soooo...

yeah, READ IT IMMEDIATELY YOU UNFORTUNATE MORTAL.
AND DON'T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON THOSE CURSED MOVIES OR THE ENTIRE APOLLO CABIN WILL CURSE YOU WITH RHYMING COUPLETS AND I WILL PERSONALLY SICK MRS. O'LEARY ON YOU.

erm
okay
I guess

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee The Second Season Of Carmen Sandiego Is Out On Netflix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!