I ban cheezmziez for not understanding timey-wimey wibbly wobbly stuff correctly: it'd be visible throughout all of time.

I ban LST for not knowing that I used a Fidelius charm on it.

I ban cheezemziez for not teaching me to Apparate.

I ban LST for not knowing that I can't legally Apparate yet, so I have to do it in secret, so I don't have an Apparation license, so I can't teach him.

I ban cheezemziez for doing illegal Apparation.

I ban LST because I can't understand what you're saying!

I ban Rebecca for being a muggle.

I ban you for calling me that word when I am clearly the Balrog of Moria and can beat every so-called wizard - conjurors of cheap tricks the lot of them - Harry stinking Potter can throw at me.

I ban Rebecca for being shabby but awesome in the KP NES.

I ban Mary Elizabeth for being economically insulting to others.