I ban AA because she got it wrong, AGAIN. It's HEDGEBAT, thank you very much. :p

I ban Heather for knowing Pokey.

I ban AA for not knowing me.

I ban Meerkat for not knowing that I actually live in her closet, except I evaporate whenever she looks inside.

I ban AA for not knowing that I don't have my own closet...

I ban Meerkat because I have my own closet, tiny as it may be.

I ban Heather because she doesn't torture my sister.

I ban Meerkat because I do, in fact, torture her sister with a feather duster and a snake on a daily basis.

I ban Heather because the above sentence sounded creepy.

I ban Sophie because I totally agree with her.