I bad Sam because I have no idea how to pronounce his username.

(by the way, Emaafre, what awesomeness? Where?)

I ban Elizabeth because she has a normal username I'd like to have.

I ban Alice because it's just my middle name and I wasn't very smart and put that instead of my first name and now a bunch of people call me by my middle name.

(So call me Jessica, it's more normal for me)

I ban Jessica because Elizabeth is a cool middle name.

I ban Lena because she posted today at 02:34 pm (KP time).

I ban Meera because she can play the flute and has a sister.

I ban Alice because she has nothing against squeaky flutes.

I ban Meera because her unicorn needs to come over again to my magical pink castle floating in the air to play with Cloud.

I ban Alice because I have no idea who Cloud is.

Wait, is it that horse from your story?

Oh well, I still ban her.

I ban Jessica because she knows who Cloud is.