she's not here right now but if i did, it would go something like this:

me: THE NORTH WANTS YOUR SOUL AND WILL CLAIM IT SOON
roommate: ok.... anyways did u leave the bathroom lights on
me: IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, THE BATHROOM LIGHT IS INSIGNIFICANT. WE MUST SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE NORTH
roommate: *calls our other friend who was in our room until like 2am* hey did you leave our bathroom light on last night
me: WE MUST MAKE HASTE, FOR THE NORTH WILL CLAIM HER SOUL AS WELL AS YOURS IF WE DO NOT HURRY. TO THE NORTH. TO NARNIA

(im sorry)

why are you sorry?
There is nothing to be sorry for. The North does not accept apologies anyhow.

i was apologizing for the narnia reference bc that's the first thing i thought XD

Hey, I like Narnia! The North will make Narnia references if the North chooses. Your impression is still utterly faultless.

NARNIA IS APPROVED BY THE NORTH AND MAY BE PERMITTED TO SURVIVE. UNLIKE THAT SILLY SOUTHRON SAGA ABOUT SPARKLY VAMPIRES WHICH CAN ROT FOR ALL I- I MEAN, FOR ALL THE NORTH CARES.

THE NORTH HAS DISCOVERED ANYTHING SOUNDS DRAMATIC IN ALL CAPS AND WILL EXPLOIT THIS FACT TO MAKE PEOPLE ON THE EVT HAVE AT LEAST A MILDLY PLEASANTER DAY.

me: *shoves roommate into our closet* THROUGH THE WARDROBE TO NARNIAAAAA
roommate: i can't breathe in here
me: THE NORTH HAS TAKEN YOUR BREATH AWAY AND WILL SOON TAKE YOUR SOUL
roommate: was there something in that donut you just ate
me: NEVER MIND DONUTS. THE NORTH IS CLOSING IN

hey, i get it completely! back when i thought i was bi, i did literally the same thing as you and the way i dealt with it was by saying "i'm not straight" or something similar and thinking it and everything until you finally accept it as part of who you are. it takes time, but you'll get there <3

Thanks. <3
I definitely do accept myself I just don't know what I'm accepting yet. If that makes sense. Basically I know I'm not straight. Bisexual seems... kind of... right???///????/ I just really don't know.

labels change REALLY often (trust me, i'm the person who went from bisexual to pansexual to panromantic ace to aromantic ace in a matter of months, and all of those felt right at some point) so for now, you're bisexual bc you feel like you are. that's obviously never gonna be set in stone, and you're going to have to get used to really frequent label changes, but you're not gonna stop being you and that's all that matters. it's cool if you don't want to label yourself as anything other than just "queer" also.

Thanks so much. <3
I guess I just have to realize that I'm anything that I think I am and I don't have to completely follow the rules in this situation.