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BearWithAStrawberry 02-13-2013 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeatherB (Post 423123)
What.
Um.
I don't think.
All right then...

.............
I don't think I said that right.
Now I shall try again.


Once upon a time....
there was a girl, named Noomuu.
She felt as if she were bulging with fat.
You know what she did?
She went to the gym.
She did crunches.
She did pull ups.
When she was done, she felt slightly better than before.
Yet, she still neglected her dinner.
At school, she went to the bathroom.
Also known as throwing up her food.
Some AMAZING girl names BearWithAStrawberry walked in on her.
It was purely accidental.
They talked for a while.
Here's what the epic Strawberry-Digesting-Bear/Girl said.
"Would you rather be slightly chubby, and very much healthy?"
Noomuu replies, "I don't know."
"Or would you rather be skinny and half dead?"
Noomuu replies, "Skinny"
BearWithAStrawberry says, "You need to learn how to accept your body. Here's my advice:
Every day, walk in front of the mirror and say, "I am perfect."
If you absolutely REFUSE to eat, force something down. Preferabbly fruit. Grapes, strawberries, canteloupe et cetera. They are healthy enough and don't make you feel fat. Call it your "Skinny Food"
Drink lots and lots of water. I heard it makes you feel fuller. And it's good for you skin.
When you want to do your *finger magic* stick a piece of gum into your mouth instead."
Noomuu says, "Okay."
She followed BearWithAStrawberry's advice.
She got healthier.
And managed to be just the right weight!!!!!!!!
:D

YAY!!

HeatherB 02-13-2013 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BearWithAStrawberry (Post 423129)
.............
I don't think I said that right.
Now I shall try again.


Once upon a time....
there was a girl, named Noomuu.
She felt as if she were bulging with fat.
You know what she did?
She went to the gym.
She did crunches.
She did pull ups.
When she was done, she felt slightly better than before.
Yet, she still neglected her dinner.
At school, she went to the bathroom.
Also known as throwing up her food.
Some AMAZING girl names BearWithAStrawberry walked in on her.
It was purely accidental.
They talked for a while.
Here's what the epic Strawberry-Digesting-Bear/Girl said.
"Would you rather be slightly chubby, and very much healthy?"
Noomuu replies, "I don't know."
"Or would you rather be skinny and half dead?"
Noomuu replies, "Skinny"
BearWithAStrawberry says, "You need to learn how to accept your body. Here's my advice:
Every day, walk in front of the mirror and say, "I am perfect."
If you absolutely REFUSE to eat, force something down. Preferabbly fruit. Grapes, strawberries, canteloupe et cetera. They are healthy enough and don't make you feel fat. Call it your "Skinny Food"
Drink lots and lots of water. I heard it makes you feel fuller. And it's good for you skin.
When you want to do your *finger magic* stick a piece of gum into your mouth instead."
Noomuu says, "Okay."
She followed BearWithAStrawberry's advice.
She got healthier.
And managed to be just the right weight!!!!!!!!
:D

YAY!!

sure. ok. it's that easy.

BearWithAStrawberry 02-13-2013 06:24 PM

:confused:
Quote:

Originally Posted by HeatherB (Post 423130)
sure. ok. it's that easy.

I'm sorry.
I have never gone through this, and I'm just trying to help in any way I can possibly manage.
Try telling a parent?

HeatherB 02-13-2013 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BearWithAStrawberry (Post 423132)
:confused:

I'm sorry.
I have never gone through this, and I'm just trying to help in any way I can possibly manage.
Try telling a parent?

it's fine.
i know.
never.

Lily09 02-13-2013 06:57 PM

BWAS: Look at her previous vents. Her parents don't really understand or care to understand.

BearWithAStrawberry 02-13-2013 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lily09 (Post 423149)
BWAS: Look at her previous vents. Her parents don't really understand or care to understand.

Oh!
Whydidn'tI?Iprobablysoundedsofrickindumb.omgomg.*s pazzesout*

Lily09 02-13-2013 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BearWithAStrawberry (Post 423151)
Oh!
Whydidn'tI?Iprobablysoundedsofrickindumb.omgomg.*s pazzesout*

It's fine! It was just a mistake. No biggie.

BearWithAStrawberry 02-13-2013 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lily09 (Post 423152)
It's fine! It was just a mistake. No biggie.

*le gracefully dances away*

Happily:D

BearWithAStrawberry 02-13-2013 07:37 PM

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BearWithAStrawberry 02-13-2013 07:38 PM

Can I imagine, I waz laughing over the phone an hour ago.


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