Neither of you are. I am though.

Mie ushindi juu ya ninyi!

Nein, ich gewinne. Und ich denke niemand kann deutsch lesen...
Wie auch immer. Ist egal.

Ich gewinne!

Stick that in your language translator and translate it.

I did. This is what it spewed out:

No, I'm winning. And I think no one can read german. Whatever. Doesn't matter. I'm winning!

My language translator is awesomeeeee

(and I win)

Pshaw! I told you that! And I'm the frawesomest german translator eber!

Lauren hat echte probleme. Denkt dass die gewinnet. Lach mich tot! Die ist niemals so gut oder schlau wie ich!
Ach und Lauren, ich sag dir nicht was dass bedeutet. Muss du selber herausfinden.

Und ich gewinne immer noch.

I don't know german, oh well. Aux chiunque conoscere Italiano? Avv? Io ancora vincere! I so want to learn this language! and that other one too!

I Winnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha Hee You Don’t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nu win ik! Ik houd niet echt van Nederlands, maar min broer Derick spreekt het altjid...

Desidero che abbia conosciuto l'italiano! Lo imparero qualche giorno se trovo il tempo.

Wheeeee~! Languages are fun.

Estoy totalmente de ganar, amigo. Quiero decir, el español es mucho mejor que Alemán, en opinión MEH.

Not even gonna try spanish... I'd just muck it up.

But I'm still winning. And I think German is better than Spanish.