I think it's cool how I'm winning..

You're not anything like I imagined. It would help the imagedry if I knew whether you were a girl or a boy. For now, I see you as a guy. If I'm wrong, don't be insulted.

I'm sorry to smash something that you thought was cool *sniff, sniff* Shall we have a funeral for it?

I won't be insulted by anything you get wrong!!!! It would be funny!!!! But seriously, will you tell anyone?

No, I won't. Promise. If I do meet you, we can seal it in blood.

Here am, still winning.

Here I am, not caring, and I win anyway.

**** I don't really carry knives around!!! ..... usually....... but you mean like cut our fingers, right? Not like the huge gashes accross the arm that they used to do, right?

My dog makes huge gashes across my arms...
There: win for Kazel.

I was kidding. Chill. I wouldn't cut myself!!!! I value my own blood too much!!
Ummmmmmm.... we can.... uhhhh... can't think of anything...