I believe that I *takes trophy back* am the winner ONCE AGAIN!!!! :D

No 'tis I! *Snatches trophy back*

Naw, that's me! *takes trophie forever*

Rawr! *fire null rays continueously while singing random '80s songs by Stan Bush, causing everyone to flee in fear* Muwahahaha!!! *picks up trophy and chews on it*

Oh, yeah? *Sings Big Iron by Marty Robbins(he died about thirty years ago)* I think that beats your song.

I will win this some day ... I just need to think ... *lightbulb* *zaps fire alarm with laser gun* *sprinkler system goes on*

Everyone: *goes mental*

Me: *grabs trophy in the chaos* Now, I am winning!!!! Muwahahahaha!

There still isn’t a trophy… *Sings Big Iron again* The ranger’s aim was deadly with a big iron on his hip!

Ah
I see you two have found my decoy trophy,
The real one is safely stowed in my pocket
so I win

No, you have my decoy trophy. THere are two decoys--but I have the real one. :p

…… I never said that I had a trophy…… *Puts some random trophy on head as a hat*