You guys can't POSSIBLY beat me, for I have a... *strange minstrel dude named Bob does a drumroll*







TACO CATOPAULT!! :D:eek:

D: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :eek:

Oh yeah? I have a sword with leopard print on it! Fear the leopard print!

And now you DEFINITELY CAN'T WIN! Because I have the power of epic Monty Python quotes on my side!!!! :D:D:D:D

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin

Yeah, freaky sir Robin. :D D:

Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arthur: We found them.
Guard: Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!
Arthur: What do you mean?
Guard: Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
Guard: ... Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

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If you guys don't watch this movie RIGHT NOW, I'll freak out. :D

I just remembered something. I think I found Perry's tracker before. And AN was on it. :D I think I just found it again… Strange links.

http://www.kidpub.com/mass-contact-message/kidpub-friends-and-family-discount-discount-kidpub-membership-friends-and-famil

(To remind myself…) http://www.kidpub.com/poll/would-you...your-stories-1

Huh. Interesting...:p

Head Knight: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
King Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods--
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
King Arthur: Oh, ow!
Head Knight: We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease us.
King Arthur: Well, what do you want?
Head Knight: We want a shrubbery!! [jarring chord]

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I found some entries to an old contest. :D

Oooh...can you post the links? :D