I believe you mean that elves are not cool enough for Elmo. Anyone who's homies with Cookie Monster has the ultimate awesomeness status.

*Gasps* EPIC BLUENESS!!!!!

Well yes but the main point is, as usual, COOKIES *nom nom nom nomzzzz*

CUKEHZ. :D

That's not the secret
But I know what is
Everyone dies
But not everybody lives.

oooh that's a good song, haven't listened to it in forever.... Have you heard Hero (Red Pill mix) and Stand in the Rain?

Nope. I haven't heard this song until today. :P

I am writing another strange fail of a philosophical paragraph. :D

I'm almost to 7,500………

:eek: *jaw drops...*

To distract myself from your epic accomplishment, I shall post my paragragh. :D


The only way to describe pain was, she had decided, was wrong.

It offended the core of being. It was as though the existence of such exquisite torture flattened the core of the planet, flattened the simple understanding that God could never allow something so terrible to happen. It offended the basic principles of good and bad, smeared everything into a bloody gray smear where nothing definite existed, a shadowy wasteland of such beautifully preserved terror and agony that the experience was extraordinary.

It was extraordinarily wrong.

*Grins* *Gets shoved in the crack in the gargantuan sofa by Arden, the character who shall appear in my new, completely random biography*