Youse are all PAZZO!!!!!

Cuz of course I'm winnink.

Me Win!! Cuz I am so fluffy and cute and fluffy!

You won't be so fluffy when my (coughborrowedcough) FLYING HIPPOS get done with you. *Sends FLYING HIPPOS to attack*
I Win.

I Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FTW... I win....

Check again. I win.

YOU HAVE FLYING HIPPOS??
Well mine are better. They're flying PINK hippos! (they're also actually borrowed...they bet me in a war once *sadness*)
BUT NOW THEY'RE ON MY SIDE!!!!! AND WINNING FOR ME!!!!!!

Well....

I HAVE GIRAFFES!!!!

Pwned y'all....

Yeah but they're not COLOURED ABNORMALLY!!
Mine are

SO I WIN

What if I have....

RAINBOW BUTTERFLY GIRAFFES!!!!!

Oh snap~!