Yeah, they've come up to me before, but now it's muddy in the chicken house. -_-

They are, when they're in a good mood. The majority of mine are sweeties.

Yeah, I can't imagine getting stabbed with spurs would feel very good… I think I've read that you can get rid of spurs with a hot potato… O_o

Haha! Mine are funny. Like, there's Annie, who's a Buff Orpington. I call her the midwife because whenever someone's laying an egg, she stays next to the nesting box and watches. She doesn't try to eat eggs, either...she just always stays there. :p

O_o Chickens are insane, apparently… :p

Yes they are, but they're insane in the cute way.

Yeah, they are. :D

Like pink teddy bears...

Pink teddy bears… I think I jokingly suggested that as what kills a character. :p

This used to be a funhouse,
But now it's full of evil clowns.
It's time to start the countdown,
I'm going to burn it down--down--down!
I'm going to burn it down.
9,
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
FUN.

P!nk is so...