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Old 03-06-2013, 06:10 PM
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anti-jokes.
Anti-jokes Are The Best.

Why Did Little Timmy Drop His Ice Cream?
He Got Hit With A Truck.

What's Worse Than Getting A Worm In Your Apple?
The Holocaust.

How Do You Make A Plumber Sad?
Kill His Family.

How Do You Stop A Baby From Crying?
Hit It With A Brick.
XD XD XD xD
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:35 PM
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I find that somewhat amusing.....
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:39 PM
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From Reddit:

I wrote an anit-joke today.

I thought you guys should know.
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Old 03-07-2013, 02:04 PM
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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said "why the long face?".
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Old 03-07-2013, 05:41 PM
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Anti-jokes.
Anti-jokes are the best.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream?
He got hit with a truck.

What's worse than getting a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.

How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.

How do you stop a baby from crying?
Hit it with a brick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6nSOgsI_vo
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Old 03-07-2013, 05:42 PM
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Your momma's so fat we are all extremely concerned for her health.
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Old 03-07-2013, 05:46 PM
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had cold, dead eyes.
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Old 03-07-2013, 05:48 PM
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had cold, dead eyes.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
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Old 03-07-2013, 06:41 PM
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
Hehehehehe. xD I read that in a math book. *geek* xD

I like puns, though. They're awesome. We tried inventing some of our own at school... didn't really work out so well... xD
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Old 03-07-2013, 06:48 PM
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A fish hits a wall.
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