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03-29-2009, 08:52 PM
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Well that's only if you're reading it rather than dodging a flying textbook hurtling towards your head. i win!
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03-29-2009, 10:54 PM
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Textbooks were invented to hurt you, btw. Teachers make us carry them around so we throw out our backs so we're in pain and not concentrating so they can fail us. Just so you know.
Also, I win.
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03-29-2009, 11:21 PM
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No...they don't want to fail us because their class average would go down and they'd lose their jobs, but I do agree that whoever invented textbooks is a sadistic individual who does not care for the health of young childrens' backs.
I win.
Last edited by Shayok; 03-29-2009 at 11:29 PM.
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03-30-2009, 12:11 AM
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Textbooks were made so that students are forced to carry them in their bags in groups of several, then, students are forced to walk up about four flights of stairs every morning. *That's what I have to do at least*
I win and pwn all btw...
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03-30-2009, 12:33 AM
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Not all schools are so lenient. At some schools it is one, drawn-out floor outdoors, where you are subject to all manner of precipitation or heat.
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03-30-2009, 12:57 AM
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Or such is that at my school teachers force us to carry a textbook per subject, sometimes two for one subject, plus reading novels and a workbook, and don't even allow us the liberty of lockers. Plus they evilly plot so that all of our classes are upstairs, and those on the ground floor are on the other side of the campus from our other lessons.
They hate us.
And textbook were made to hurt. *throws textbooks at everyone* HURT HURT HURT!!!!!!
I win. I pwn all.
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03-30-2009, 10:16 AM
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* grabs the text books in midair then throws them at Lauren i think these belong to you
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mrs. Jensen: With him the customer was always number one. Oscar always treated people with great respect.
Oscar Leroy: [suddenly enters] Hey jackass, stop talking to this old wing-nut and pump my gas!
Brent LeRoy: Well, he's a people person.
Lacey: Karen, I'm glad you're here. Look, we need to talk about the book club.
Karen Pelly: I thought the first rule of book club was, you don't talk about book club.
Lacey: That's fight club.
Karen Pelly: How do you know about fight club?
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03-30-2009, 07:01 PM
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Lockers are a sinister trap. It allows students to put their books away and supposedly 'relieve' their burden. However, over time, layers and layers of papers and books will build up, causing a mess that will sap away hours of your life cleaning it up.
I win.
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03-30-2009, 11:29 PM
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jack does not fall for the trick
i win
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Mrs. Jensen: With him the customer was always number one. Oscar always treated people with great respect.
Oscar Leroy: [suddenly enters] Hey jackass, stop talking to this old wing-nut and pump my gas!
Brent LeRoy: Well, he's a people person.
Lacey: Karen, I'm glad you're here. Look, we need to talk about the book club.
Karen Pelly: I thought the first rule of book club was, you don't talk about book club.
Lacey: That's fight club.
Karen Pelly: How do you know about fight club?
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03-31-2009, 12:36 AM
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I don't need textbooks to win, BTW.
*throws textbook*
But they're fun to throw so I use them anyways!
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