Forum Game: Corrupt a Wish 2 (I know, another one)

[strawberry]

Originally Posted by ArabellasAura

(Thanks Esther for welcoming me!)
Wish granted, but now everyone else wants your clothes.

I wish someone would notice me

wish granted. the entire world notices you and constantly judges every word and every action and every breath that comes out of you and all your mistakes and personal moments are broadcasted by the media and all of that renders you paranoid for life

i wish i could meet pentatonix and become their friend lmao

[melanberry]

Wish granted. Someone notices you and they're the really clingy annoying type, so they stick to you forevermore, until you die of boredom and delirium.

I wish I could have an exciting life, like enough to turn into a book.

[Read_Write]

Wish granted. Your life is so exciting that someone actually does turn you into a book. Literally. Except they're really bad at it, and so your whole story is wrong and you end up not even being featured. But you're still stuck as the book. (that made no sense. sorry :P)

I wish I had a million dollars.

[ArabellasAura]

Wish granted. Someone robbed you and took all of your money. He/she spent it buying a giant teddy bear.

[melanberry]

You didn't add a wish.

[ArabellasAura]

I'm sorry, I wish that I added a wish.

[melanberry]

Wish granted. Then, you add a wish, which continues to be that you wished you had a wish, so you wish that you wished for all eternity.

I wish I did my history project with a different friend of mine who had to work all alone, versus me with two other people.

[ArabellasAura]

Wish granted. You did your history project with a different friend of yours, but competing against yourself gets you confused and you are forever wondering which you did what.

I wish my fish would stop doing nothing.

[melanberry]

Wish granted. Your fish decided to act like a little puppy, but you think it's gross to pet a wet, slimy, scaly fish, so it gets offended and eats you.

I wish I didn't let people decide things for me.

[ArabellasAura]

Wish granted. You try to decide on your own and never get anywhere because you can't choose whether to put butter or jelly on your bread.

I wish I had a sandwhich.