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Old 06-13-2019, 12:43 PM
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this can be from your story, but feel free to do it for any fandom

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Old 06-16-2019, 05:26 PM
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these are quotes from my friends, and the characters are from my current project

Haf (about Coll) -oh, but now we're basically best friends, I've seen him fight like eight times.

Rua - If you need me, I'll be on the roof. If Ellin comes and asks where I am, just say imů.frolicking.

Coll - oh, I like how dark and gloomy it is in here. fuels my teen angst.

Haf- dude dude Ellin can do anything!
Ellin- no, I can't
Haf- shut the fuck up Ellin

Wyn, trying to talk to young children - so, what's your favorite encyclopedia entry?

Mar- if you don't go in the water, you're straight!! *all the inhabitants immediately rush into the water*

Wyn- my legs...are like frog legs.....but LONGER

Cor- You're ahead of all of us! you're already touching people on your first day! it took me like a solid WEEK to start spooning with Rinn!

Mar- I'm just an empty shell filled with gay

also Mar, abt Wyn - she hates it when I call her "babe" bc it "sounds straight"

Cor- whats the point of all this self-awareness if I have no self-control?

Rua- I would eat people ribs if they tasted THIS good!

Coll- its always been my dream to die of an old world disease

Ellin- IM NOT YOUR FAKE DAD

Coll- every time I see a truck on the highway, I wish someone was in front of it

Ellin- Rua! don't turn Cor into an alcoholic!
Rua- oh no he came out of the womb like that
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Old 06-16-2019, 10:31 PM
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got a few more

Ellin: two things. one: please don't pin food to the doors. two: PLEASE don't pin food to the doors.

Haf: ugh I have a bald spot
Wyn: that's the access port! yummy

the Guardian- congratulations everyone! you all survived the - oh, nevermind. forget I said that.

Haf- I'm going to do this relentlessly and dedicatedly until I get bored.

Cor- fellas, is it gay?
Rua- is it gay to what?
Cor- just....is it gay?
Mar- yes, always.

Ellin- hey, what's this huge rock?
Wyn- oh, that's our egg.

Nur- Im such a people pleaser that I once let Rua and Cor pour thousands of live ladybugs into my mouth

Nur, to Ellin- yeah I'll give you your journal but it has a dead wasp on it
Ellin- well, at least it didn't sting anyone
Nur- no, it stung me
Ellin- well, at least you're not allergic
Nur- no, I am
Ellin- jesus christ nur what the fuck

Wyn- huh, I haven't cried in a while. I should probably schedule one of those soon.
Mar- wait you schedule your crying??

Cor- I don't know why everyone calls me gay just because I like to talk about how hot boys are

Wyn- Mar makes my heart itchy.
Haf- do you mean to say you love her?
Wyn- oh yeah, that.

Ellin- one of these days I'm going to accidentally run you over!
Coll- that sounds awesome!!

Wyn- this is how I got mono, I used to lick holes in the wall.
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Old 06-17-2019, 09:53 PM
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greek mythology

Artemis: where's Apollo
Artemis: I have a bad feeling that wherever he is something went wrong
Athena: You can't possibly know-
Artemis: Twin thing.
Apollo, entering the Olympus throne room, dragging one-day-old Hermes, who is smiling and smells like cooked beef, by the ear: OKAY SO SOMETHING WENT WRONG-

Athena: I can tell that what you're about to do is going to go horribly wrong and I will be ready to say "I told you so" when it does.

Hermes: I don't know what Athena is talking about.
Apollo: Me neither. Like, I'll catch random snippets like "Apollo will then" and stuff like that about me-
Ares: Wait, she's not speaking gibberish??

Artemis: Apollo, please no.
Apollo, cheering Hermes on with a couple of other gods as he dumps random stuff on his head while standing on a steep cliff: All I heard was "Apollo is awesome"-
Artemis: Why. Do. I. Even. Bother.

???: Well hello there pretty-
Hestia: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP-
*all 12 Olympians suddenly surround ??? and Hestia*
Artemis: Not.
Athena: Cool.
Apollo: you take one more step at her,
Poseidon: you DIE.
Hestia, in her head: wow i love my family so much sometimes
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Old 06-17-2019, 10:11 PM
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And also my PJO oc story because I can-

Liam: Why are you doing this
Carter: Why aren't you

Aspen: So Skylar, how much summer reading homework does your school give?
Skylar, with Carter behind her lugging books: Yes.

Pastel: Hey everyone, welcome back to camp
Carter:who is THIS
Carter: I SAID NO DATING UNTIL YOU'RE 30 YOUNG LADY
Tasha: who the actual f-
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Old 06-18-2019, 02:42 PM
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And also my PJO oc story because I can-

Liam: Why are you doing this
Carter: Why aren't you

Aspen: So Skylar, how much summer reading homework does your school give?
Skylar, with Carter behind her lugging books: Yes.

Pastel: Hey everyone, welcome back to camp
Carter:who is THIS
Carter: I SAID NO DATING UNTIL YOU'RE 30 YOUNG LADY
Tasha: who the actual f-

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