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Old 03-29-2015, 12:16 AM
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We gotta get this up and running again...
I'm thinking either a battle or a talent show...
Thoughts?
Dan: Ooh! Ooh! Battle! //draws pretend sword
//sideways look// your vote doesn't count
Dan: //hair flops
Zelda: C'mon, Link, a talent show! You can play your ocarina!
Link: BUT FIGHTING
Zelda: Seriously, Link.....
Link: FIGHT ALL THE ENEMIES HIYAAAAAAAAAA
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Old 03-29-2015, 12:36 AM
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*Modern Silmarillion AU with a creepy Glaurung, who's supposed to be a dragon*

*So Turin is like this crime fighter in a place called Nargothrond and he's only known as Agarwaen son of Umarth but he's also known as Thurin and Adanedhel. So in modern times he's stopping in a café and grabs some coffee but an obese man with creepy golden hair is all like,*

Glaurung: Agarwaen! I have to talk to you!

Turin: *sidles over* Do I know you?

Glaurung: No. But you should.

Turin: Look, what have you pulled me over for-

Glaurung: A very good reason, Turin son of Hurin.

Turin: @.@ *ohgash* How do you know my name?!

Glaurung: I know very much about you.

Turin: What do you want with me?

Glaurung: Stop. Killing. The Orc Gang. And I might let you alone.

Turin: What can you do to me here?

Glaurung: No one here cares a whit about the Secret who, likely as not, is in cahoots with The Enemy. You have killed your best friend. His blood stains you, makes them distrust you. And Orodreth is weak. He will do nothing for you.

Turin: I will not cease. If Orodreth is weak, he simply needs more aid. And I don't feel obligated to do what you say, Shadowpet.

Glaurung: *O.O!*

Turin: Oh yes, Glaurung. I could pick out your stench from a mile away. I don't feel the need to help you who has killed so many of my friends and family.

Glaurung: A pity. Morgoth could lift the doom on you.\

Turin: Whaaa-!

Glaurung: *lifts down his glasses revealing REALLY CREEPY golden eyes*

Turin: Oh. Sir. I'm sorry- I didn't think anybody was sitting here. *has been brainwashed completely of all personal memories of Glaurung and walks cheerfully away*

Glaurung: *chuckles evilly* You will be obligated. Wittingly or no.
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Old 03-29-2015, 09:52 PM
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Uh.... Hi. My name is Panda, and I claim Taylor Swift, Guy Chambers, Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, the other 'Bleed members, and the cast of F R I E N D S. Especially Joey, Chandler and Phoebe.
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Old 03-29-2015, 09:56 PM
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We gotta get this up and running again...
I'm thinking either a battle or a talent show...
Thoughts?
Dan: Ooh! Ooh! Battle! //draws pretend sword
//sideways look// your vote doesn't count
Dan: //hair flops
Guy Chambers could totally take anyone in a battle. And he doesn't even have a Pandora anymore. (*cries* (SPOILERS!) Why, or why did they have to kill them! WHY!?!?! *Cries) (SPOILERS OVER) (Did anyone else read Fire and Flood?)
The ending to Salt and Stone is so sad but all of you should read the books.
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Old 03-30-2015, 11:34 AM
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Uh.... Hi. My name is Panda, and I claim Taylor Swift, Guy Chambers, Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, the other 'Bleed members, and the cast of F R I E N D S. Especially Joey, Chandler and Phoebe.
Okay!! I'll add ya!
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Old 03-30-2015, 01:04 PM
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*Modern Silmarillion AU with a creepy Glaurung, who's supposed to be a dragon*

*So Turin is like this crime fighter in a place called Nargothrond and he's only known as Agarwaen son of Umarth but he's also known as Thurin and Adanedhel. So in modern times he's stopping in a café and grabs some coffee but an obese man with creepy golden hair is all like,*

Glaurung: Agarwaen! I have to talk to you!

Turin: *sidles over* Do I know you?

Glaurung: No. But you should.

Turin: Look, what have you pulled me over for-

Glaurung: A very good reason, Turin son of Hurin.

Turin: @.@ *ohgash* How do you know my name?!

Glaurung: I know very much about you.

Turin: What do you want with me?

Glaurung: Stop. Killing. The Orc Gang. And I might let you alone.

Turin: What can you do to me here?

Glaurung: No one here cares a whit about the Secret who, likely as not, is in cahoots with The Enemy. You have killed your best friend. His blood stains you, makes them distrust you. And Orodreth is weak. He will do nothing for you.

Turin: I will not cease. If Orodreth is weak, he simply needs more aid. And I don't feel obligated to do what you say, Shadowpet.

Glaurung: *O.O!*

Turin: Oh yes, Glaurung. I could pick out your stench from a mile away. I don't feel the need to help you who has killed so many of my friends and family.

Glaurung: A pity. Morgoth could lift the doom on you.\

Turin: Whaaa-!

Glaurung: *lifts down his glasses revealing REALLY CREEPY golden eyes*

Turin: Oh. Sir. I'm sorry- I didn't think anybody was sitting here. *has been brainwashed completely of all personal memories of Glaurung and walks cheerfully away*

Glaurung: *chuckles evilly* You will be obligated. Wittingly or no.

SILMARILLION OH ERU I HAVE A FIRST EDITION.
srsly. First edition. YOU ARE WONDERFUL.
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Old 03-30-2015, 11:27 PM
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SILMARILLION OH ERU I HAVE A FIRST EDITION.
srsly. First edition. YOU ARE WONDERFUL.
YOU PROBABLY KNOW MORE THAN ME I'M LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SILMARILLION REVEAL TO ME THE MYSTERIES OF TOLKIEN PLEASE!

Take me to Valinor... I'll... go find Finarfin and Indis and Nerdanel... and give them hugs.

Who from Tolkien would you like to hug the most?

For me, it's Maedhros and Maglor despite everything.
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Old 03-31-2015, 05:08 AM
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YOU PROBABLY KNOW MORE THAN ME I'M LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SILMARILLION REVEAL TO ME THE MYSTERIES OF TOLKIEN PLEASE!

Take me to Valinor... I'll... go find Finarfin and Indis and Nerdanel... and give them hugs.

Who from Tolkien would you like to hug the most?

For me, it's Maedhros and Maglor despite everything.
Same. So many hugs.
But also Elrond. Elrond needs serious hugs. Poor guy. HE HAS HAD IT BAD (though not compared to some other people hahaha wow)


Hehe you probably know more I've not read it for a while.
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Old 03-31-2015, 01:28 PM
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Same. So many hugs.
But also Elrond. Elrond needs serious hugs. Poor guy. HE HAS HAD IT BAD (though not compared to some other people hahaha wow)


Hehe you probably know more I've not read it for a while.
OMG yes! Elrond is my favorite person *nods* I like him better in the book 'cause he's got a million reasons to angst and he don't <333 Such a trooper

Shall I list whom thou hath lost,
Or never known at all?
Father, mother, brother, lover;
Daughter, those who fall;
Friend, Friend, Foster sons;
And these are not the only ones.

Eeeep!
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Old 04-01-2015, 06:53 AM
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OMG yes! Elrond is my favorite person *nods* I like him better in the book 'cause he's got a million reasons to angst and he don't <333 Such a trooper

Shall I list whom thou hath lost,
Or never known at all?
Father, mother, brother, lover;
Daughter, those who fall;
Friend, Friend, Foster sons;
And these are not the only ones.

Eeeep!
He's just funny in the films with his constant facepalms and like 'why am I even here? Why did I call this council? WHY?'
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