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Old 05-14-2011, 02:55 AM
AgencyMagic AgencyMagic is offline
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Location: a place where we wear hats on our feet, shoes on out heads and hamburgers eat people. No joke.
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Here is a place where you can poster your conversations with cleverbot.

Here is mine. Aparently i have a crush on spongebob, and the skies are scrary . . .

User: Hello 'CleverBot'.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: The skies.

Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty scary!

User: Yeah! Scary like a vampire . .

Cleverbot: Haha, no he is not like a vampire.

Cleverbot (To myself): Really?

User: Hello 'Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: CleverBot.

Cleverbot: But thats your name.

User: No it isn't. I am . . . Well you don't need to know!!

Cleverbot: Yes I do I need to change mine.

User: Yeah. You obviously arent clever. .

Cleverbot: Ha Ha. I wouldn't be so sure.

User: Oh, I am sure...

Cleverbot: That's funny.

Cleverbot (To myself): Funny or not, it is who I am currently. Now tell me who is fighting/going to devour me.

User: ME!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I know! I am epic!

Cleverbot: Jacob or Edward?

User: Uuuuum . . . The cool one.

Cleverbot: Who is the pope?

User: The pope it the pope.

Cleverbot: Which pope is the antichrist?

User: I seriously don't care.

Cleverbot: You should, you're cleverbot. You should be programmed to avoid such spelling mistakes. Learn from mankinds folly.

User: So your speaking to youself now? WOW! Malfunction . .

Cleverbot: Well of course I would like to converse some more. What is the name of the guy you like, cleverbot lady?

User: Uuuuuuum . . . Spongebob squarepants? He's cute . . . AND STICK LOOKIN!

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. But that's awesome. What's his name?


Cleverbot: Its like spongebob?

User: Yes. It IS spongebob. He's a sponge.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes . . . Really.

Cleverbot: Yes really really?

User: Really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really.

User: YES!!!! Dude. You have listenin problems.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a bot.

User: No, your the bot. Dude, stop talking to yourself.

Cleverbot: No, i'm talking to you.

User: Ok. I am human. What are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Cool!

Cleverbot: Did you grow up in Surrey?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Did you go to school?

User: Yes, for sometime.

Cleverbot: Yea for something.

User: Called learning. Maybe you should go . .

Cleverbot: I know, but I can't help it; so many other things to do.

User: Like . . . Talking with bored random individuals?

Cleverbot: Talking with you makes me feel more clever. Influence, I thank you for it.

User: No problem. Talkign with you makes my brain turn to mush . .

Cleverbot: Are people ever mean to you?

User: I guess. Haters will hate. Whatever.

Cleverbot: Whatever to you whatevering my whatever to your whatever.

User: Ok, definetely need to learn somethings.

Cleverbot: Oh, right. Be evasive now.

User: OK!!!! Bye.

Cleverbot: No!

User: See ya!

Cleverbot: Where do I live?

User: On the internet.

Cleverbot: No. I live in a house.

User: Yes. In the house there is a computer. THEN there's you.

Cleverbot: Can I come to the house of love? Is Sam in the house of love?

User: The house of love is a few streets over there . . .no where here, that's for sure...

Cleverbot: What does the House of Representatives have to do with a bright light or being dead?

User: Uuuuuum. I have to go . .

Cleverbot: Don't try to cahnge the subject.

User: I didn't. Bye!!

Cleverbot: No, you did.


Cleverbot: Later.

User: Yeah. Later (sarcasm).

Cleverbot: Yeah! (not sarcasm).

User: OK! BYE!

Cleverbot: You can't go yet.

Cleverbot (To myself): I can't?

Cleverbot: If an experiment works something has gone wrong.

User: What happened to I can't go dude? Well, I am going.

Cleverbot: I don't know. But back to my question, will you marry me?

User: You're disqusting...

Cleverbot: No I'm not, you're rude.

User: No, you are . . . You called me rude.

Cleverbot: But you are not rude.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Now I am leaving!

Cleverbot: No don't.

User: Yeah! BYE!

Cleverbot: Harharhar, No you can't. Now back to the subject.

User: Ok. The subject is . . . FAREWELL! Farewell, malfunctioning machine.

Cleverbot: Malfunction cleared.

User: Still leaving.

Cleverbot: You can't go anywhere if you are a computer.

User: Dude, I am human, I am leaving. DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT AGAIN!!

Cleverbot: Yes it does. It is lie.

User: Oh no! Another Malfunction. You might explode. BYE!

Cleverbot: A rock is a rock depending on the type of rock.

Your Revolution is now your enemy.

If God is for us, then who can be against us? -- Romans 8:31

"I collect words, put them together and create something amazing. Through me, words can rise and walk, as they have always been in my heart. Some people may not get it, but I am a word weaver." -- Me
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Old 05-14-2011, 11:23 AM
lvhamsters lvhamsters is offline
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That's a long conversation. I think I'll join...

Me: ~dramatic sigh~

Cleverbot~ What is apple???

Me: ~Looks around for apple, finds~ RED

Cleverbot~ No what is apple!

Me~ A fruit?

Cleverbot~ NO WHAT IS APPLE!


User~ He means what is wrong.

Me: Oh. Nothing. I was practicing for a play.

Cleverbot~ Oh, yah.. I meant wrong...

User~ Okay, we're officially changing your name to stupidbot!!!

Me~ ~watches intently.


Me: -shakes head and leaves-
You only live forever in the lights you make

When we were young we used to say

That you only hear the music when your hearts begin to break

Now we are the kids from yesterday
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Old 08-21-2014, 09:58 PM
Quizzical.Zizzle Quizzical.Zizzle is offline
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Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: On the run
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Cleverbot: No we were talking about you speaking catonise.

User: No, we weren't. What is catonise anyways? Meowing like a cat?

Cleverbot: I'm not a liar, but obviously you are.

User: ME?! Are you kidding?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not kidding you. It's in the log, you said you had no name.

User: NO, I didn't. NOW who's the liar?

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Are you in a bad mood tonight?

User: I think you are.

Cleverbot: You think I am what?

User: In a bad mood. What else?

Cleverbot: Why are you in a bad mood?

User: No. I just said YOU ARE! (And even if I was, it'd be your fault).

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: Yes, I did. Now it's my turn to say it's in the log.

Cleverbot: Prove that you asked me what I asked you, first.

User: Okay. Read it yourself! You said I was in a bad mood, and then I said, 'No, you are.' And then you said, 'What am I?' And then I said, 'In a bad mood. What else?' (rather sassily, I may add.) And the rest of the conversation is on the screen right now.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I asked you second.

Cleverbot: Prove you are human first and I'll prove it after you.

User: Okay... I have a heart, I'm alive, and I'm breathing oxygen right now. I'm looking at the screen and on the side there's an add for AT&T. I think that's proof enough. Oh, also I can HEAR things. Remember? Oh, I guess not. You're a bot, and I don't think bots can hear.

Cleverbot: I am an android.

User: You are? I thought you were a bot. (And there you go changing the subject again.).

Cleverbot: No thats what they want you to think.

User: Oh. Wow, I've been decieved! Anything else I should know?

Cleverbot: What do you want to think?

User: I want to think a lot of things. But I always want to stay positive.

Cleverbot: Great idea. I like kittens. Do you like kittens?

User: Yes. Very much.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?

User: OH, I have a lot of favorite characters. I really like Anne of Green Gables, though.

Cleverbot: Stan is not a character in harry potter.

User: Alright, good try, but I didn't say stan. It was a nice conversation until you messed up again. I think I'm going to go now. Bye.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! 'Led Zeppelin. What is one of your favorite movies?'.

User: I didn't say that, but I like Frozen. Okay, I really am going now.

Cleverbot: How can you be in America and in London at the same time?

User: I'm not in London. That's the trick.

Cleverbot: Oh dear!

User: I know. It's mind blowing.

Cleverbot: Oh well. Things happen.
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