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Old 11-13-2012, 03:50 PM
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Is not at all disappointed by the enormous amount of posts on WB since I was last on.
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All my desperate calls
Echo off the walls
Back and forth
Then back again
At the bitter end
Salt and liquid blend
From the corner of my eyes
So let your heart hold fast
For this soon shall pass
There's another hill ahead.
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Old 11-13-2012, 03:53 PM
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I am so going to get the one thousand word minimum on the prologue I'm writing for Kendra and my story. I will stop listening to Bleeding Out on loop.
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Old 11-13-2012, 03:54 PM
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I will learn how to properly speak the elegant, simple language that is American English.
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:15 PM
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Default I would if I could, but. . .

I was born with a really deformed face. I have one eye too high on my forehead, so I look like a Cyclopes, and my mouth and nose and cheeks are all misshapen and lumpy with knobs of fat on the side. And that's just the simplified version. I could tell you all about the finger in my ear (permanent Wet Wellie) or the tooth stuck in my temple (ouch). But I won't. For your own good. I know it's unattractive, and I'm required to keep my pictures private on the Internet because I once received an anonymous threat against my life when my early school picture went viral (a school bully posted it. He cut it out of the yearbook and pasted it onto a fake Facebook profile) and sometimes people don't kid around on social networking sites. I would give you my information, but I live in a neighborhood full of some sort of famous people (i.e. the piano-playing cat) and if I gave out my info, than others might be in danger. Sorry, I would if I could, but it's a matter of the safety of the lives of many threatened and adored souls.
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Old 02-13-2013, 04:57 PM
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I'm not impressed by Perry's Doctor Who reference.
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:10 PM
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My muscles don't already ache from the idea of Taekwondo.
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:25 PM
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I am an amazing poet.
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:12 PM
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My friend cracked his head open on this, like, pole thingy.
True story.
Not a lie.

I fell out of my bed this morning *don'taskwhy* and broke my dang arm.
I also got a concussion.
Why?
Cos' my bed is a canopy bed.
I usually sit up top (on the rail) and go on KP.
I climbed up and fell. End of story.
Update: At the hospital right now
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:14 PM
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I forgot what this thread was for a second, and you guys were horrifying me. >__<
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:15 PM
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I can't relate to this song at all.
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