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Old 06-15-2011, 01:25 PM
Leia Leia is offline
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Guys, I'm really scared. We just heard this huge boom, like a gunshot at school! HELP!!!! Love you guys!
"You've gotta KICK IT UP A NOTCH if you ever wanna reach your goal."

Say that again.

I wanna be at the House Cup Tournament.
I wanna be the Coolest Girl.
I wanna be a Starship Ranger.
I wanna be somebody's buddy.
But most of all, I wanna be at a Starkid concert!!
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Old 06-15-2011, 01:57 PM
Ruza Ruza is offline
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My turtle ran away. I found her in the bathroom, clawing at the wall.
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

~Robert Frost
"Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening"
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:10 PM
L.S.Trendom L.S.Trendom is offline
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I saw a turtle about the size of a quarter once… or maybe it was just a picture. I know I saw a picture, though. :P (THat really isn't a lie.)

My dog is completely normal, sane, and genius. *Is watching him to see if he randomly rolls around again, snorting*
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:37 PM
ariee ariee is offline
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My sister, is a coma cause of the car crash. I am sorry about not lying, I just need someone to talk to. Her chances of living are slim to none.
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Old 06-15-2011, 11:13 PM
ivory ivory is offline
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I swear to all of you this is true, I just have no other place to post this.
Alright, so I get hope from softball practice and my sister keeps staring at me, so politely I ask her to stop. Instead of being obedient, she instead keeps staring at me, and also she begins to poke me. By then I am pretty annoyed so I ask her seriously to stop. She stops for at least ten seconds, but then begins screaming the alphabet. As I cover my ears I yell at her to stop, but she only screams louder. Now comes the part that I cringe at and swear at myself for. I am now boiling angry, so I push my sister, not aware that the stairs are behind her. Before I know it, I hear a loud crack, and stare down to see my sister's arm bent in this really disgusting way. By that time she was howling in pain, and so by then my mother runs in, and scoops up my sister. She yells at me to start up the car so we can get to the hospital, and by then I am crying and swearing at myself. I am able to start the car, and as we drive to the hospital I tell my mom what happened. She then starts yelling at me, and tells me I'm grounded for A WHOLE YEAR. Yes, a whole year, no joke. I am still able to go on the computer, but only two times during the week. I also can't go to the pool, hang out with friends, talk on the phone, or have a birthday party.
This all happened earlier today, and my sister has a broken arm, and has to stay at the hospital overnight. I just thank the Lord she isn't more hurt.
I'm really not in the mood to be accused of lying, I just really wanted to get my feelings out. Again I'm REALLY sorry for posting this on here, but please don't say I'm lying.
-A very upset author
"'You are crazy!" whispered Meggie. "You're a total lunatic!"
But her opinion did not impress Fenoglio in the slightest. "So what? All writers are lunatics!" ~Meggie and Fenoglio, Inkspell
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Old 06-16-2011, 01:40 PM
Keegan Keegan is offline
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i not on the computer
I Will rule the world of Kidmud!

Not like the the gross kind of mud,
like you know what I mean right?
Like the cool program mud.
Anyway why are you reading this?
I mean does it mean anything?

Memorable Princess Bride Qoutes

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:33 PM
Southriver Southriver is offline
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Originally Posted by Keegan View Post
i not on the computer
LIE! Wait this is lying.

I never stole anything!
We are not retreating -- we are advancing in another direction.
General Douglas MacArthur
There is no substitute for victory.

General Douglas MacArthur
World war II
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:45 AM
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Sorry about any inconvinence... but... I just died. I have to go. Talk to you later... maybe... sometime in the Afterlife.
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Old 06-17-2011, 03:00 PM
SeptemberLove SeptemberLove is offline
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Talking xD

Originally Posted by shadowtide View Post
Sorry about any inconvinence... but... I just died. I have to go. Talk to you later... maybe... sometime in the Afterlife.
Meet you there!
Follow your fear.

i post what my nipples want (leaving this here to show just how long it's been since I got on, holy crap.)
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Old 06-17-2011, 03:23 PM
rebecca rebecca is offline
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I'm not coming here to lie, I came to judge who's lie is the best. 'Cause I'm bored.
“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.” - Joseph Heller, Catch-22
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contests, i am currently dead, is the cake a lie?, it's all lies, lies, lst you can't leave, sigfig smells nice, strawberry scented sagar, wat, whatever. im a zombie., who posted the first tag

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