Oh look, I'm a year and a half late!!! Let's start this up again, shall we?
i have never written a limerick in my life. But since noone has entered, this is ME MAKING UP A POEM ON THE SPOT:
There once was a fat guy named Bob

Who loved a nice corn on the cob?

He ate and he ate
'til he cleared his whole plate

Then vomited on his friend Rob.

There ya go!