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Old 01-27-2014, 10:15 PM
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Post awesome quotes here that made you burst out laughing as soon as you read them.

For example: Common sense is like deodorant. Those who really need it never use it.
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Old 01-27-2014, 10:25 PM
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Life is like a box of chocolates. Choose one that says "You shall die." and you fight against it.
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What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Raindrops on roses and
Girls in white dresses and
Sleeping with roaches and
Taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and
Before all the stains
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Old 01-27-2014, 10:28 PM
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Who was the genius who stared passionately at a pig's butt and said "How do I get that into my mouth?"
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