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Old 01-18-2014, 06:32 PM
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Oookay so I have this friend and he's a guy but at lunch he sits with me and my girl friends so anyway at one point this obnoxious kid came along and was like "Oh look, you're sitting at the girl table now; I think we all knew you were a girl inside somehow"

And he's like "So where do you sit?"

"At the popular table"


And then my best friend who's never come up with a good comeback before in her life said, "Him sitting at the girl table doesn't make him a girl, just like you sitting at the popular table doesn't make you popular".

And I was just like




Aaaaaaaanyway do you guys know any fabulous comebacks? :'D
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Old 01-18-2014, 06:34 PM
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Oookay so I have this friend and he's a guy but at lunch he sits with me and my girl friends so anyway at one point this obnoxious kid came along and was like "Oh look, you're sitting at the girl table now; I think we all knew you were a girl inside somehow"

And he's like "So where do you sit?"

"At the popular table"


And then my best friend who's never come up with a good comeback before in her life said, "Him sitting at the girl table doesn't make him a girl, just like you sitting at the popular table doesn't make you popular".

And I was just like




Aaaaaaaanyway do you guys know any fabulous comebacks? :'D
I know some, but I just make them up as I go along. I like listening to comebacks, though.
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Old 01-18-2014, 06:43 PM
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Oookay so I have this friend and he's a guy but at lunch he sits with me and my girl friends so anyway at one point this obnoxious kid came along and was like "Oh look, you're sitting at the girl table now; I think we all knew you were a girl inside somehow"

And he's like "So where do you sit?"

"At the popular table"


And then my best friend who's never come up with a good comeback before in her life said, "Him sitting at the girl table doesn't make him a girl, just like you sitting at the popular table doesn't make you popular".

And I was just like




Aaaaaaaanyway do you guys know any fabulous comebacks? :'D
Aha that's awesome. XD

At my school, I suppose I'm well-known for my comebacks... the teachers find them especially entertaining. XD There was this one girl on my volleyball this year, and she was a year younger than me but acted like she was the captain of the team (when I really was...) We were putting up the nets, and I was talking her through it because she didn't know how to hook the net on. She kept contradicting everything I said, but just as our coach came over she hooked it on right and said, "See? I told you so."

My coach knew that I was telling her how to do it, but he asked what was up and the girl jumped down from the ladder and we started talking and then she said something that I can't remember but then my coach said, "So you just have a strong desire to be right, then?" (to her)

And she said "Yep" and sauntered off.

And then I'm like "Pity it's never fulfilled."

And my coach laughed quite a lot. XD
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Old 01-18-2014, 07:08 PM
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I make snide remarks to people often. *cough*
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Old 01-18-2014, 09:46 PM
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Aha that's awesome. XD

At my school, I suppose I'm well-known for my comebacks... the teachers find them especially entertaining. XD There was this one girl on my volleyball this year, and she was a year younger than me but acted like she was the captain of the team (when I really was...) We were putting up the nets, and I was talking her through it because she didn't know how to hook the net on. She kept contradicting everything I said, but just as our coach came over she hooked it on right and said, "See? I told you so."

My coach knew that I was telling her how to do it, but he asked what was up and the girl jumped down from the ladder and we started talking and then she said something that I can't remember but then my coach said, "So you just have a strong desire to be right, then?" (to her)

And she said "Yep" and sauntered off.

And then I'm like "Pity it's never fulfilled."

And my coach laughed quite a lot. XD
xD Nikki that's awesome. I'm keeping tabs on this thread for when I do think of an amazingly epyk comeback. ^U^
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:39 PM
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:55 PM
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For when a dude is sexist, just make a comment like, "Look, dude, I know you think you rule the world because you got a big dick, but it doesn't count if it's in your personality and not in your pants."
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:55 PM
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It remains a conundrum that middle schoolers think it's a legit insult to just scream, "YOUR MOM!" every time someone insults them or the air around them in the slightest.
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Old 01-18-2014, 11:57 PM
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It remains a conundrum that middle schoolers think it's a legit insult to just scream, "YOUR MOM!" every time someone insults them or the air around them in the slightest.
My friends always do that, but more with "your face"
So if I comment on something like "ew that nasty" they'll be like "your FACE is nasty"
they even wrote it on the inside of my locker in sharpie
That's why I'm always like "beautiful" and "delicious" at everything I see, sarcastic or not
They either say nothing at all or tell me how beautiful/delicious my face is so
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Old 01-19-2014, 01:15 AM
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It remains a conundrum that middle schoolers think it's a legit insult to just scream, "YOUR MOM!" every time someone insults them or the air around them in the slightest.
ur mom .














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