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Old 04-29-2012, 11:49 AM
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Unhappy Loss of a Loved one

Hi Guys. This thread is advice I can give you on losses of Love Ones. This is the advice form:
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:29 PM
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Dear Alexa,

I lost my sanity about six years ago. Now it's trying to come back. Any advice?

Sincerely, Esther
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:33 PM
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Dear Alexa,

I lost my sanity about six years ago. Now it's trying to come back. Any advice?

Sincerely, Esther
Of course, Esther comes up with the most clever comeback in the book.

Alexa, there have been a great many advice threads. At least look for a similar thread before you actually make the thread that you have. Why have you been making so many threads lately?
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:36 PM
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Of course, Esther comes up with the most clever comeback in the book.

Alexa, there have been a great many advice threads. At least look for a similar thread before you actually make the thread that you have. Why have you been making so many threads lately?


When I saw this I started thinking about that episode of VeggieTales and of when the cucumber lost his lips and went to a therapist. You have no idea what I speak of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1FGaCNN1aw
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:37 PM
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Esther… That is win. >w<
I'd suggest you get a frying pan, attach a car battery to it, then smack sanity in the face with it.
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:40 PM
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How would I explain the dead body on the floor to my parents?
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:43 PM
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Use, say… a few dozen car batteries. Then you'd just have to sweep up.
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:47 PM
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But I'd get blood all over everything, and wouldn't be able to clean up enough. -_-
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:50 PM
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This advice thread has gone horribly wrong.
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:51 PM
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If you have enough amps and voltage, it'll just disintegrate. Or you could offer to take sanity to McDonald's.
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