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Old 07-07-2013, 10:07 PM
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I know this really isn't a parody but I just think the video for this thing is just adorable! Funny lyrics

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that are out of date
Use your private parts as pirana bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Pull your toast out with a fork
Do your own mechanical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat two week old unrefridgerated pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Go on an unfinished rollercoaster ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what does this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose for hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die
so many ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die.

This song was written for KIDS about safety around metro trains in Melbourne, Australia.
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Old 07-07-2013, 10:18 PM
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I know this really isn't a parody but I just think the video for this thing is just adorable! Funny lyrics

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that are out of date
Use your private parts as pirana bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Pull your toast out with a fork
Do your own mechanical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat two week old unrefridgerated pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Go on an unfinished rollercoaster ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what does this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose for hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die
so many ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die.

This song was written for KIDS about safety around metro trains in Melbourne, Australia.
LOVE THAT SONG! Best song ever!
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